Kinetically Charged Cell Phones Inspire Middle-Aged Women to Use Treadmills

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Kinetically Charged Cell Phones Inspire Middle-Aged Women to Use Treadmills

Warning: Kinetically charged mobile phone batteries may encourage more mall power-walking.

Scientists are developing batteries that are charged with cumulative kinetic energy. Shake the device for a while, walk around, use it in other inappropriate ways and presto! your Blackberry is charged.

According to the women in this video, this technology is bringing women to shop more excitedly and walk on their treadmill more regularly. Does anybody see a contradiction there?



Comments [28]

rovermom's picture

It's about time! I have a

It's about time! I have a jerk off flashlight. Why not have everything with the idea of self powering it?

I also have a wind up FM/AM/shortwave/middlewave/notsomiddlewave/flashlight/spotlight/blinkinglight/alarm/alarmclock/emergancyalarm/all-in-one-swissoftheswiss-jacksofalljacks...thingy. And love it. It's light and portable...and hand crank that bitch and you got everything you need.

but it doesn't vibrate....

Not2Taem's picture

Privacy screen. ;)

Privacy screen. Wink

Not2Taem's picture

6 hours movement = 30 minutes

6 hours movement = 30 minutes talk? They need to improve the return.

Tex's picture

Fog up the windows!

Fog up the windows!

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Not2Taem's picture

"Inappropriate Place" Hon,

"Inappropriate Place"

Hon, you're on VP; Inappropriate does not exist. Laughing out loud

Not2Taem's picture

With a little imagination, it

With a little imagination, it still can. What time shall I meet you there?

Wink

Tex's picture

Stored up energy for future

Stored up energy for future fun......it never ends Wink

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Not2Taem's picture

TFF! Halt Global

TFF!

Halt Global Warming!
Have Car Sex!

Laughing out loud

Tex's picture

I thought it took you to

I thought it took you to babeland.com.......

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Not2Taem's picture

LBDL, I tried clicking on

LBDL,

I tried clicking on your Duckie to see if it would do anything, and got a photobuckethead naughty girl gram. These folks are so NOT VP compatible.

Laughing out loud

Not2Taem's picture

Kinetically charged "toys"

Kinetically charged "toys" charge themselves during the fun. I wonder what happens if you and your lover OVER charge them.

:? Shock

bronniepickle's picture

Do you have to first have an

Do you have to first have an orgasm before you can charge up the battery with enough raw sexual energy sufficient to juice up your vibrator so that you can have another organism?

AND if you need a vibrator to have an orgasm then would you first have to use a non-green vibrator to get you to that orgasmic place that will charge up your green vibrator? And what if you are not then prone to multiple orgasms...that would be a drag.

AND if you don't need a vibrator to generate enough sexual voltage to power a vibrator then shouldn't your orgasmic energy be used for a more global purpose. For example, dependent upon your orgasmic electrical output, you could cut your electrical bill in half. Hopefully, the energy generated from your orgasm can be stored for later use so that you won't have to have an orgasm every time you want to watch tv, read a book, power your electric car, cooking, etc. That could be, well, an orgasm killer or dangerous to your health dependent on the electrical activity your engine was running.

Actually, for the global good this evening, I found it to be a very cost effective way to write this post. The downside is that I don't type as fast with one hand so I'm not sure how much energy I actually saved. But it was so easy, all I had to do was think of a certain Ms. Green in a black corset and now the airwaves are filled with my good vibrations. Thanks Erin!!! Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Xanadu's picture

I've had NO mobile phone for

I've had NO mobile phone for 3 years now ... and I've lived to tell the tale!

itty's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?

LongBeachDogLover's picture

:lol:

Laughing out loud

Tex's picture

Silicone Rubber "ducky" -

Silicone Rubber "ducky" - yeah, that's what I mean.....

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LongBeachDogLover's picture

Toys ?? You're killing me

Toys ?? You're killing me Tex.........
You mean your 'rubber ducky', right ? Laughing out loud

Startin' the Bubble Bath,

LBDL
xxoo

Tex's picture

I want a kinetic battery in

I want a kinetic battery in everything I own that is battery powered......phone, toys, camera......well, maybe not everything....

Showing restraint,

T-ex

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Erin Blackwell's picture

great cunts, Lezbeth! i mean,

great cunts, Lezbeth! i mean, MINDS

Lezbeth's picture

Yikes, Erin! Sometimes we do

Yikes, Erin! Sometimes we do think alike. I thought about the motion powered vibrator and also motion powered laptops for people into cyber-sex.

Allegra's picture

This is not called energy.

This is not called energy. It's called nervous breakdown!

yonks's picture

well it depend the kind of

well it depend the kind of movement you talking about

you have the kind of movement that leading into no energy at all
example:
girl-A: when did you get of that couch and find a new job?
girl-B: I'm moving, i'm moving. :roll:

a contrario, you have the kind of non-action who imply a lot of energy
example:
Mom-A: sorry to call you at 9H on a sunday morning, what you were doing?
girl-B: NOTHING!!! Evil

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Allegra's picture

Well movement makes me very

Well movement makes me very tired. Is out there any scientist to explain that phenomenon?

Erin Blackwell's picture

michael farraday is so

michael farraday is so beautiful. tragic scientist. i loved getting some science with my consumerism. i hope this is a rising trend. more science, more intelligent use of resources...

orgasm-powered vibrators?

little_earth's picture

Must be your computer, works

Must be your computer, works fine for me

Lots of Love - little_earth "Occasionally, I'm callous and strange" - Willow

little_earth's picture

Am I the only one who went to

Am I the only one who went to an inappropriate place when she first said "any motion"?

Picture this....

"Honey... lets have sex, I need to charge my phone!"

Lots of Love - little_earth "Occasionally, I'm callous and strange" - Willow

Sarah Pappalardo's picture

hmm...where did the video go?

hmm...where did the video go? or is my office computer screwing things up.

yonks's picture

I don't need scientist to

I don't need scientist to know that movement can generate so much energy.
Tongue

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