On Being Famous: The Queen, Katy and Pink

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On Being Famous: The Queen, Katy and Pink

Queen Latifah is coming out in 2010! Ooops, I meant to say she’s coming out with a new book in 2010. It’s an “inspirational” piece, apparently the second of her career. The first was titled, Ladies First: Revelations of a Strong Woman. She has not yet chosen a title for the second. How about What I Meant When I Said Ladies First?

Sorry lesbo Pink fans, it looks like she may have fallen off the gay wagon. It is rumored that she let her ex, Carey Hart move back into her Malibu home. Maybe it was a fake break-up; was it a gimmick to sell more copies of the recently released Funhouse album? Aside from 12-year-old girls, who else but lesbians buy her music?

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What better way to prove you are a card-carrying lesbian than to get a plaster cast made of your breasts? Well, that’s exactly what Katy Perry did. She sold the masterpiece for $3,500 and the proceeds benefited the non-profit Keep-A-Breast Foundation. So very Mich-fest of you, Katy! Or should I call you “sister”?

Nancy Cartwright, voice of Bart Simpson and Scientology cult member, used Bart’s voice in a robo-call promoting a Scientology event to be held in Hollywood. The recording was posted yesterday on YouTube by someone who received the call, but it was swiftly removed by Twentieth Century Fox due to copyright infringement.

According to the story in The Village Voice, “…she starts the message by saying ‘This is Bart Simpson’ -- she quickly says she's just kidding and identifies herself. But she keeps talking in the voice of Bart as she announces ‘I'm now auditing on New OTVII,’ says that she will ‘share my many wins’ as an ‘auditor’ at a the Hollywood Scientology event, and assures us, ‘It's gonna be a blast, man!’”

Can you imagine your kid answering that phone call? Scary! Despite selling her soul Bart to the devil L. Ron. Hubbard, at least she has a sense of humor about her religion. In 1998, there was an episode of The Simpsons called "The Joy of Sect" that poked fun at Scientology.

My fave video of the week is the PETA ad that has been banned from being aired during the Superbowl for being too racy. It’s pretty hot, but it would’ve been hotter if, instead of veggies, they used hot dogs and pepperoni.



Comments [49]

ohhhhhhhbaby's picture

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbaby, i

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbaby, i gettin all hot and bothered. gotta go to bed now. can't wait til rachel cums to see me in my dreams (whoops did i just say that?). night alll.

ohhhhhhhbaby's picture

it would be even better with

it would be even better with rachel in the middle. a girl can dream can't she?

Not2Taem's picture

VP Gallery Your busts and all

VP Gallery
Your busts and all our pretty
little packages,

Let's have an opening!

Laughing out loud

Tex's picture

Michael Jackson....nuff said

Michael Jackson....nuff said

Twitter Time @kdhales

Tex's picture

Thank you so much for not

Thank you so much for not calling me a "bitch"!

Twitter Time @kdhales

Grace Moon's picture

and so are you!!

and so are you!!

tweet tweet @gracemoon

Grace Moon's picture

you are a dog!

you are a dog!

tweet tweet @gracemoon

Tex's picture

For I below: I'm under the

For I below: I'm under the flag!

Twitter Time @kdhales

peacekitty's picture

LOL....I just love you

LOL....I just love you Minnie. Smile

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

TheInsomniac's picture

(For Tex down there \/

(For Tex down there \/ )

Where's the avatar to prove it? Wink

Insomniac

minniesota's picture

Is it wrong of me to be

Is it wrong of me to be eating a lunch meat sandwich while I'm reading this conversation about PETA? Wink

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

Not2Taem's picture

Enjoy your birthday suit. Oh,

Enjoy your birthday suit.
Oh, and if you're cooking, watch the boobies by the stove. Wink

Not2Taem's picture

Chiggers.

Chiggers.

Lake's picture

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Lake

minniesota's picture

I like Brussel sprouts but I

I like Brussel sprouts but I discovered over the Christmas break they no longer like me. It ain't easy eating green.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

LongBeachDogLover's picture

All I think of when I see a

All I think of when I see a rapper grab his johnson is :
Shit, that guy must have......

1) Lice

2) Hairy and/or itchy balls

3) Elephantiasis

4) Jock itch

5) Sweaty balls

6) VD

7) Or, any possible combination of the above items....... Laughing out loud

Okay, now I've grossed myself out.

Xanadu's picture

Would Queen L. just come out

Would Queen L. just come out already?!

I think the P!nk and Carey break-up was real -

Then Carey's brother was killed and she had to spend a whole lot of time with Carey and his family ... Having to physically comfort your grieving ex (and deal with his family) is probably not a good thing when you are trying to get over them.

I think the crux of the P!nk problem is she wants babies and she wants them with Carey, what happens after those babies
come along is any lesbian's guess ...

Scientology - don't get me started.

As a staunch vegetarian since childhood, I have to say PETA's methods have irritated me - and the public so much so, that they are now having the opposite effect to 'helping' the cause.

Look on any 'straight' web site - when PETA does something, the feedback is overwhelmingly negative. To the point of people saying "good on Victoria Beckham for wearing that fur - it's her 'right' "

They lost me when they hired all those Supermodel's to go naked ... most of them are now 'pro-fur' and have worn - and in Cindy Crawford's case, endorsed fur - becoming a spokesmodel for Blackglama MINK.

LongBeachDogLover's picture

No one around here said that

No one around here said that you had to be a vegetarian P/K.
Did I miss something?

Just a thought.......

Perhaps PETA's tactics could be equated with civil disobedience for those with no voice...... I'm not saying that I agree, or disagree with how they deliver their message. But, I do listen.

itty's picture

LBDL... I'm 'stocking' up on

LBDL...
I'm 'stocking' up on the veggies!

I adore your love and concern for the animals...
ALL animals...
it speaks to my heart...
I love that about you.

Robin Rigby's picture

I like lima beans, but they

I like lima beans, but they aren't very sexy. Brussel sprouts on the other hand- I gag just thinking about them. I'm gagging right now. Gotta go.

peacekitty's picture

Or lima beans. :|

Or lima beans. Stare

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

peacekitty's picture

For Tex down there: who says

For Tex down there:

who says we don't care? Wink

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Julia Watson's picture

At least they didn't use

At least they didn't use brussel sprouts. Because THAT would be such a turnoff...

Tex's picture

Oh wow, that's just peachy. I

Oh wow, that's just peachy. I say I'm naked, and nobody cares!

Perky boobs,

T-ex

Twitter Time @kdhales

Tex's picture

If you let me make the cast

If you let me make the cast I'll start the bidding with $100!

Twitter Time @kdhales

peacekitty's picture

Oh I'm sorry everyone I don't

Oh I'm sorry everyone I don't think I'm making myself very clear. As for the PETA veggie/sex ad that was pulled, I don't have a problem with that ad all, other than it's tacky. Wink I think that NBC is being very hypocritical in pulling that ad in light of all of the male enhancement ads etc. that they allow on the air.

I was referring to members of PETA who shove bloody carcasses of animals in our faces to try to get people to become vegetarian. For me (and I think research suggests for most people) those tactics don't work. I would be vegetarian for many reasons, but not because someone tried to make me feel guilty for "murdering animals." I once had a vegetarian tell me I was killing someone's mother because I ate chicken stir-fry. What a horrible thing to say to someone!

Those are the PETA tactics I was referring to and I didn't explain that. Peace and love - PK

Not2Taem's picture

Bet you get a better offer if

Bet you get a better offer if you go with my option.
Package deal?

Wink

Grace Moon's picture

What?! how dare you! 5

What?! how dare you!

5 dollars, is that all?

tweet tweet @gracemoon

Amy Nicole Miller's picture

peacekitty, I understand what

peacekitty,
I understand what you mean. A lot of feminists say they exploit women to get their message across, knowing that sex sells. http://www.feministing.com/archives/013450.html (also see their past posts about PETA)
However, this point of view assumes it's a bunch of slimy dudes producing these ads, manipulating poor defenseless women who are selling their bodies out of desperation for money and attention. Let's not assume there aren't any decisions being made by women here. What's wrong with women using our own sexuality to get attention for a cause we believe in? Look at the models and actresses who have posed for the "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign--they are making a conscious decision to celebrate their bodies and their sexuality and I'm betting none of them are hard up for cash.

LongBeachDogLover's picture

What? I was not lecturing

What? I was not lecturing you P/K. I was sharing information.
Excuse me..... I won't do that again.

Tex's picture

Here's some PETA we can all

Here's some PETA we can all agree on........

I'm naked,

T-ex

Twitter Time @kdhales

peacekitty's picture

LB we will have to agree to

LB we will have to agree to disagree here! Please do not lecture me on animal rights.

LongBeachDogLover's picture

P/K........Do me a favor,

P/K........Do me a favor, alright?

Click on my name, and tell me who will speak for them.....
They are innocent, with no voice. They never asked to live on this earth with humans that know nothing but senseless brutality.

Most people just don't care.....

If that link doesn't work, try this :
www.harpseals.org

peacekitty's picture

Yes I understand but the

Yes I understand but the purpose is to enlighten people, not anger and alienate them. It's not PETA's philosophy that I disagree with, it's their methods. I think they have consistently proven to be ineffective.

Fastgurrrl's picture

But the animals can't do

But the animals can't do ANYTHING about what's being done to them, other than run like hell or attack, so I'd say what PETA does, at the very least, helps even things out a little.

Not2Taem's picture

The grabbing your crotch

The grabbing your crotch thing - what lame ass guy decided that was sexy? Is it possible that other men are attracted by it, because I can't imagine any woman thinking it was hot.

GuhRose!

Not2Taem's picture

Tex, Remember when she did

Tex,
Remember when she did the bit with the underwear?
Moon?
Perhaps another body part?

Just ruminating,
:?

Fastgurrrl's picture

$10.00...BABY. ;)

$10.00...BABY. Wink

Tex's picture

FUND RAISING IDEA! Grace

FUND RAISING IDEA!

Grace can make a plaster cast of her breasts and auction on Vp!

Do I hear $5.00? Wink

T-ex

Twitter Time @kdhales

peacekitty's picture

My only argument is that in

My only argument is that in "getting up in people's faces" they only wind up alienating the people they are trying to inluence.

Those kinds of tactics almost never work.

Rusty's picture

Am I a bad lesbian if the

Am I a bad lesbian if the abuse of Bart Simpson's personae is more offensive to me than the censorship of the PETA ad?

“I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.” ~ Bart Simpson

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Fastgurrrl's picture

PK, what I like about PETA is

PK, what I like about PETA is they will get all up in there (people's faces) because animals cannot...if an animal had the awareness to try and go where PETA goes they would be euthanized (what a sweet, pretty word for MURDER).

Thanks for reading.

Fastgurrrl's picture

LBDL, you fuckin' kill me

LBDL, you fuckin' kill me woman, haaaaaaaaaaaa! Luv ya. =)

Lake's picture

LOL!!! Not part of the

LOL!!! Not part of the commercial....it was suppose to be the entertainment.....my best friend just said one of the side effects of the male enhancement is a 4 hour erection....she really didn't see the bad in that.....LMAO!!!! I think she's ordering some for her man....OMG!!! I need earplugs....please someone help....Wink

PK- I agree K-Y is universal....they should show all couples!! Wink

Lake

peacekitty's picture

I can see both sides of the

I can see both sides of the PETA ad argument. It's true we have to sit through male enhancement drug commercials every night...and even K-Y jelly lubricant ads for straight couples...and yet NBC thinks the PETA ad is too offensive? It appears to another example of hypocrisy and double-standards in the media.

However, I've never been a fan of PETA's tactics and I probably wouldn't show it because it's stupid and looks like a tacky Victoria's Secret ad....but not because it's offensive.

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Kelakey, LMAO........

Kelakey,

LMAO........ grabbing himself ? Ewwwww.......was that part of the "male enhancement" commercial ? Maybe he was trying to 'find it'.... Laughing out loud

I'm not much into sports................but, I do love pumpkin licking. What !?

Lake's picture

I have to agree

I have to agree LBDL.......very HOT!! Why is it offensive to see A nipple ring (Janet Jackson) or a too sexy PETA commericial...yet during one half time show I had to watch a rapper grab himself 50 times or more....my all time favorite offensive commercial........Male enhancement drugs....WTF...I really don't want to know what 'BOB' is doing.

Going to have some broccoli......Wink

Lake

LongBeachDogLover's picture

That PETA commercial is

That PETA commercial is fuckin' hot !! Damn........
I'm a vegetarian, and I am insulted that the "powers that be" find beer commercials more acceptable than vegetables. What's up with that? Laughing out loud

Okay......the girl with the pumpkin. OMG. Do we know her name? Or, possibly a phone number........ :twisted:

I know I may be pushing it a bit, but I feel that she and I could have a real connection..... I love pumpkins, she loves pumpkins, I like watching girls on all 4's.... she likes crawling on all 4's.

The asparagus, the broccoli............... Shock

**THUD**

LBDL
xxoo

Lezbeth's picture

Gawd, we are so hungry for

Gawd, we are so hungry for lezzie pop icons. At least there are more now than 20 years ago. Martina was about it.

Also, about tiny audiences, only the 12 year old smart nerds like Pink, don't you think? Didn't "stupid girls" turn away most of the budding pre-teens? Or, maybe I'm out of date. You gotta love the way Ellen D makes Pink laugh. The best part is at about 3:25 on the vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwrL_brmr0k&feature=related