The L Word Recap 607: Nobody Puts Crazy in a Corner

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The L Word Recap 607: Nobody Puts Crazy in a Corner

that something might be going on between Jamie and Tasha. When Alice finally leaves, Tina asks what Bette was going to say before, but Bette says she’ll tell her later.

Bette runs into Jodi in the ladies’ room. Jenny told Jodi about Bette and Kelly. Lovely. Even worse? Jodi claims that Kelly told her something happened, too. Oy. Not to be outdone, Gossip Girl, I mean, Alice has been blabbing to folks that Bette and Tina are moving to NYC. Shane doesn’t want them to go. Bette: “Your fucking girlfriend.” Shane: “I know! You can’t leave me here.” No shit. Maybe they'll adopt you, too, Shane.

Alice moves on to Helena to ask her if she thinks there’s something going on between Tasha and Jamie. Alice: “Should I be worried?” Helena: “Honestly? Yes.”

Nikki shows up, making a beeline for Shane. Shane, the master of mixed messages, says she’s there with Jenny, but flirts heavily.

The first dance competition begins. Alice and Shane share a few words backstage. Al asks what it’s going to take to make Shane happy these days, but Shane doesn’t want to talk about that. Shane: “This is what it is.” Alice: “No, it’s not. It’s what you let it be.”

Shane and Jenny do a tango-flamenco-infused dance number for the judges, one of whom gives them a measly “2.5.” Bwahaha! Backstage, Alice and Bette finally get a gander at each other’s costumes. Alice is dressed like Salt-n-Pepa, along with the rest of her crew. (Ha!) Bette looks classy in a black, backless frock. (What, no unitard and leg warmers?! Soooo disappointing.) Bette and Alice go back to their respective teams, hell bent on winning this thing.

More psyched out by Bette than she let on earlier, Alice gets stage-fright. Time for a pep talk! Tasha: “Everybody out there? They’re here for you. Jamie and I are going to do this crazy-ass dance for you. I’m in a turquoise onesie… for you!” They go on and their song turns out to be “Push It.” They’re actually not bad – and wildly entertaining to boot.

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Surprise, surprise: Shane’s banging Nikki in the loo.

Bette and Tina take the stage. Okay, I’m waiting for “I’ve… had… the time of my life… and I owe it all to youuuu…” Alas, they’re dancing to Soul II Soul instead: “Back to life, back to reality…” The reality is



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