The L Word Recap 608: I Can Haz Ending?

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The L Word Recap 608: I Can Haz Ending?

“Let me just make sure we get the pool in the shot.” Ha!

At Chez Portard, Kit asks Bette: why the sudden plans to move to New York City? Bette confesses that she is “so ready to get out of here.” Kit finds out about Jenny being up in Bette’s business re: the Kelly thing. Bette hasn’t told Tina about Kelly coming over that night. Bette: “And if I tell her now it just becomes this whole mess... I am happy to be getting out of this incestuous hotbed of lesbian inter-fucking-connectedness.” Kit remarks on the new balcony, overlooking the pool – the contractor hasn’t had a chance to put a railing up yet. Kit: “That’s dangerous!” Uh huh…

Alice and Shane are drinking beer in bed (aww), discussing Shane’s relationship with Jenny. Shane: “I feel responsible for her. It’s like I’ve been entrusted with this lost child in a way. And that I was given this opportunity to be responsible for someone else’s feelings.” No, that was like THREE storylines ago, Shane! Three seasons ago, at any rate. Please. Progress! Shane admits that she’s just staying at this point to make Jenny happy.

Dylan is on the phone with someone, terse, tense. Helena walks in and Dylan abruptly ends the call, dodging the question when Helena asks who she was talking to. Dylan stalks off, angry that Helena still doesn’t trust her. Helena chases after her, admitting that trust is difficult for her, but she’s willing to try. Woohoo, make-up sex on the kitchen table! Dylan: “Do you trust me?” Helena: “Yes.” Dylan pulls a huge chef knife from the block on the table and slowly, savagely cuts through Helena’s bra strap, literally ripping her clothes off. Holy hell, was that hot!

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At Shane’s studio, Jenny reviews Helena’s footage for the video. In it, Helena admits that the reason she was such a bitch to Bette when they met was because she was jealous of her intelligence and talent and they way Peggy had always raved about Bette’s accomplishments. Phyllis and Joyce share wistful goodbyes, too: Phyllis, gushing over the hotness of Bette, and Joyce, over all of their lovely money by way of lawyer fees.

Tina writhes on the bed, moaning, coming, Bette hidden from view between her legs. Tina: “Oh my God, we should get Weezy to finish the railing before all these people come to



Comments [145]

Olivia Mistelle Maxell's picture

Shoe

Haha! Right...

The last season of the L Word was as delightful as licking a shoe...

Julia Watson's picture

Well, we should be specific.

Well, we should be specific. After all, there are few folks whose boots I wouldn't too terribly mind licking. So why don't we say it was as delightful as licking IC's shoes after she'd just walked all over us with them.

yonks's picture

green is a nice color for an

green is a nice color for an armor... the color of earth's armor.

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

annemarlen's picture

d.p.

d.p.

love is a pebble laughing in the sun

annemarlen's picture

uh ah, hoot hoot! I

uh ah, hoot hoot! I mean..
g r een, I'm wearing green yet! Laughing out loud

love is a pebble laughing in the sun

yonks's picture

I always thought that an

I always thought that an unanswerable "?" was very attractive on a lady

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

yonks's picture

I don't get why Shane want to

I don't get why Shane want to offer a huge bowl to peoples who move on, i mean, when you change house, you try to throw away as much stuffs as possible, its not the time to bring more crap...

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

peacekitty's picture

Oh my....please tell me they

Oh my....please tell me they writers didn't actually go there as a way to be "clever." Did Max actually say that?

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Not2Taem's picture

Re Gravitar: This is from a

Re Gravitar: This is from a much earlier post by Grace that I kept in case I ever need it again.

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*So make sure to use the same email address when you log in for comments here.
This is just a quick fix until we can get a whole profile thingy up and running

Hope it still works.

TheInsomniac's picture

I believe there is a old pair

I believe there is a old pair of black high tops in my closet but let's just say I'd rather take out the garbage than talk about my feelings. I have an avatar of an actual picture of me in the VP forum but I don't know how to put it up here.
Happy to be back and thanks :oops: Smile

Insomniac

Not2Taem's picture

Insomniac, for the red faced

Insomniac, for the red faced little icon try : oops : without the spaces after and before the colon. :oops:

Not2Taem's picture

My little skunk, it is a

My little skunk, it is a little thing to curl your tail.
Je t'aime. Wink

yonks's picture

Taem, you get back your ? oh,

Taem, you get back your ?
oh, beauté fatale you do anything to please your pepe?

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

Not2Taem's picture

Any time you need a hand...

Any time you need a hand... :twisted:
Just curious, are you a with, or without hightops kind of gal? Wink

Glad to see you in the Park, Insomniac.

Not2Taem's picture

Ahh Rusty. You read me so

Ahh Rusty. You read me so well. :twisted:
Though I really can't remember if I liked season 5 or not. It all seems so terribly far away.

yonks's picture

Hellooo, hot babe in armor,

Hellooo, hot babe in armor, longtime no see...

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

Rusty's picture

"BlOse?" As in "blows"? Are

"BlOse?"
As in "blows"? Are we back to discussing The L Word's last 2 seasons?

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Not2Taem's picture

OOrah, Minnie. Why makeup

OOrah, Minnie. Why makeup when you can make out?

Wink

Not2Taem's picture

I just take it as, "Get over

I just take it as, "Get over each other." Its a lot more fun that way. Wink

Under Minnie,
Tae

TheInsomniac's picture

So glad I'm not alone. I was

So glad I'm not alone. I was starting to feel like I was a pervert or something. Oh, I forgot, I am.

Mmmm that little white dress...
Thanks Taem!

Insomniac

Not2Taem's picture

BlOse? Just a suggestion.

BlOse? Just a suggestion.

Not2Taem's picture

I loved the 50's bit, but

I loved the 50's bit, but I've mentioned it so often elsewhere that I just figure folks take it for granted by now. That and the little white dress are the things dreams are made of. Wink

Not2Taem's picture

Yeah-uck. I tried to convince

Yeah-uck. I tried to convince myself that I had misheard that one. Sad

TheInsomniac's picture

OK OK so I've been asleep.

OK OK so I've been asleep. (red-faced little icon)
So my #s1-3, 5 certainly make me one of the masses but NO ONE else mentioned Shane and Paige at all. Is she persona non grata for dissing the LWord actors?

Insomniac

Julia Watson's picture

We're way ahead of you!

TheInsomniac's picture

Ahhh! Tips from the master!!

Ahhh! Tips from the master!! Mistress? Mastress? Wink

Insomniac

TheInsomniac's picture

I just finally watched 607

I just finally watched 607 and 608. Really struggled to get to the end in anticipation of reading JW after.
Why do I bother with the Showtime version?
Oh, yeah, the SEX scenes!

My favorites in no particular order (because I know how much you all care):

1) S1E1 Bette and Tina (just because I'd never scene anything like that before on TV!
@) Jenny and Marina (same as above)
2) Bette and that carpenter-- hot hot build up. So forbidden!!
3) All Helena and Dylan (even though I didn't like Dylan, geez that was worth hating her for.)
4) Shane and Paige's 50's montage--watched that about 30 times. Ilene's very best moment IMHO.
5) Alice Dana "Finally"

OK, I'm realizing there are many more so I'll stop now.
Anyone else agree/disagree?

Insomniac

Tex's picture

You're right..... I didn't

You're right..... I didn't get the "damsel" vibes from Dylan, but then that may have had a lot to do with the humping...

and thank you for linking the entire episode - I'm appreciative of youtube, but getting to watch all the way through is fantastic...your recaps were more fun than the episodes...I read you before I watched them...

Twitter Time @kdhales

Julia Watson's picture

Dood. They're all sneaky,

Dood. They're all sneaky, conniving and manipulative! I feel bad for Dylan. Sad She was damned if she did, damned if she didn't.

(At least we got to see her hump Helena one last time. Sigh.)

Tex's picture

Now, Julia, I didn't say I

Now, Julia, I didn't say I didn't "like" the knife thingy....... Wink

Dylan is too sneaky, conniving, manipulative....

Twitter Time @kdhales

Julia Watson's picture

She is not scary! (You guys

She is not scary! (You guys are all such wussies about that knife scene!)

Tex's picture

Dylan - on the patio beside

Dylan - on the patio beside the pool - smothered her to unconsciousness - put her in the pool (evidently there was no big splash) - Jenny drowned

That Dylan is one sexy woman, but she's a little bit scary....okay, she's a lotta bit scary!

Sorry, for being so late with a comment about 608 but I just got to watch it all the way through last night:

Warrior interrogator talking about the group of friends to Max:

"....they're ass holes."

Max: ".....Yeah, they were pretty hard to penetrate...."

That pretty much sums up that episode for me.

Twitter Time @kdhales

Julia Watson's picture

I'm not sure what any of this

I'm not sure what any of this season was about other than promoting the spin-off show. But the finale is going to make one hell of a drinking game once I get the rules sorted!

Tiff's picture

Did anyone see the Showtime

Did anyone see the Showtime interview with Katherine Moennig (on an itunes vlog) where they ask her why Shane would kill Jenny? What was that about if they weren't actually going to tell us if she did?

Not2Taem's picture

Would that be in the prized

Would that be in the prized midnight time slot?

Julia Watson's picture

"RoNche" Bwahahahaha!

"RoNche"

Bwahahahaha!

annemarlen's picture

Roose!

Roose!

love is a pebble laughing in the sun

Rusty's picture

"At the same time the Golden

"At the same time the Golden Girls comeback"

Woo Woo! YES!
Rose and Blanche (RoNche) 4FR

Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant.

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Lake's picture

At the same time the Golden

At the same time the Golden Girls comeback - I think it's the same channel

Lake

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

*turning purple trying not to

*turning purple trying not to laugh out loud* Laughing out loud

Ldawn2's picture

iI am glad to hear that

iI am glad to hear that Peacekitty, did not mean to rant just wanted to voice my opinion....as we all have them and should be heard...thanks.....

Xanadu's picture

*Chuckling*

*Chuckling*

Lake's picture

OMG!!! Thank you!! ;)

OMG!!! Thank you!! Wink Joss is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!

Lake

Julia Watson's picture

Chefs are sexy as all get

Chefs are sexy as all get out. I'm jealous!

Then again, comics nerds are hot, too...

peacekitty's picture

Yeah that family is going to

Yeah that family is going to eat well for sure. Can you imagine having an Iron Chef for a wife/mother? Smile

Although that's a lot of kids to care for. Hope they have help.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Julia Watson's picture

I did! I guess Mrs. Iron Chef

I did! I guess Mrs. Iron Chef is having their third son next month, and Cat is due with boy #4 in late summer. They're going to have a whole line crew!

peacekitty's picture

Hey Julia, did you see that

Hey Julia, did you see that Cat Cora and her wife are both pregnant? How cool is that?

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Julia Watson's picture

Dollhouse season summary so

Dollhouse season summary so far:

Echo is an "active" with no personality to call her own until programmed with one by her creepy overlords. Each week she goes on missions, accompanying increasingly misogynistic dudes on missions of a dubious nature (spying, outdoor adventure, dating/sex). At the end of each mission she is debriefed and "wiped" back to being in a childlike blank slate. Tammoh What's-His-Face's (Helo on BSG) character is a much put-upon government agent trying to track Echo and the Dollhouse down. Meanwhile, her programming is starting to go on the fritz, letting stuff she's not supposed to remember leak in in bits and pieces... oh, and there's a renegade active named Alpha who has some sort of connection to Echo and is going around sabotaging the Dollhouse and its peeps.

You're all caught up!

mysticsmb's picture

Sly.... ;)

Sly.... Wink

Rusty's picture

Does anybody know when the

Does anybody know when the next season for The L Word starts? I can't find the information anywhere.

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna