Shane’s Interrogation

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Shane’s Interrogation

Shane confesses to... burning down the skate shop?! Wait, isn't this from an episode of Law & Order SVU?



Comments [40]

yonks's picture

For your comment below. I

For your comment below.
I also heard that he have a master of business administration from harvard business school. Now we know how its like to manage a country like a business.

I use to know a guy who act like a kind of dumb but nice, its a little long to tell the details but i figured out that it was a way to manipulate peoples around him and to avoid responsibility.

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

He's not half as dumb as he

He's not half as dumb as he pretended to be. No one gets to be a fighter pilot in the USAF, even at the National Guard level, by being stupid. And, no one deserts from the military in time of war and gets away with it without having very powerful connections to back them up.

Not2Taem's picture

I'm not sure Angela would

I'm not sure Angela would want to be saddled with it at this point.

Not2Taem's picture

It is just an adaptation of a

It is just an adaptation of a common saying here in Texas: useless as tits on a bull.
gorgeous= Shane
dead and decaying bull(shit)= L word 6

peacekitty's picture

I like to think that Ilene

I like to think that Ilene cares about her show and having lesbian representation on tv. I think the motivation was to keep the show going, whether it's online or on television, and so the focus was on that and not on quality scripting.

I've honestly never seen such a shoddy production on tv as this season of the L-word.

If the spin-off is picked up I only hope it's written well for the future of lesbian entertainment.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Yonks........Unfortunately,

Yonks........Unfortunately, you are right on both accounts, the man is a stupid idiot. Hopefully, that type of stupidity will never be repeated again.

LBDL
xxoo

yonks's picture

You can fool some of the

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

its a cynical and arrogant version of Lincoln's: "You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."
I can't fix my mind, is he an idiot or did he hide his spite under the cover of being stupid.

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

Well, what he called jokes

Well, what he called jokes were things like:

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it, just so long as I'm the dictator.

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

Some people call you the wealthy class, the elite. I call you my base.

Problem with these jokes is, he wasn't joking, and Bush would make every effort to prove it from then on.

And then there is the scene in the news (played very briefly) where Bush is mockingly searching for alleged Iraqi WMD's around the podium set up for his speech at some press event.

Robin Rigby's picture

You got that one right. :-)

You got that one right. Smile

Echobeach's picture

The sad reality though is

The sad reality though is that IC can manipulate viewers to a certain extent. She has NO competition on TV on a regular basis, so her 'stories' and 'representations' are for the most part, all we've got.

Just someone please lock her in a cupboard and give Angela Robinson the keys, and any new contracts, deals, movies, series...whatever you care to mention. Here's a good 'story' Ilene, about a community of women who thought they had at last something to watch on TV, but the creator loses the plot half way through and ... oh, you know the rest.

Steph H's picture

Me. Neither.

Me. Neither.

Steph H's picture

Moron. Oxymoron. :-)

Moron. Oxymoron. Smile

deedee's picture

WTF

WTF

yonks's picture

"Well that was as useless as

"Well that was as useless as gorgeous tits on a dead and decaying BULL"
yerk! were on earth you got that one?

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

yonks's picture

thanks, i was feeling

thanks, i was feeling guilty...
what kind of joke he made? never heard one

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

shiva's picture

I second this prayer to the

I second this prayer to the mighty Chaiken.

I'm pretty certain that the motivation behind these silly tapes is simply more nickels for the jar. It appears to be a financial collaboration between Showtime and Chaiken. The clue: the last frame implores us to watch the final season on Showtime's website, I believe. This is proof positive that Chaiken was never motivated by artistic expression. She had created this gangly beast and was just doing whatever she could to keep it breathing.

Not2Taem's picture

Well that was as useless as

Well that was as useless as gorgeous tits on a dead and decaying BULL. At least if Shane had admitted to a secret affinity for little white dresses we could have had a good laugh. Wink

Not2Taem's picture

And that comment would be the

And that comment would be the best line this season. Laughing out loud
Did someone get that on tape?

Not2Taem's picture

Chaiken logic What do you

Chaiken logic
What do you call that thing? An oxy..., oxy....?
Oh yeah! :roll:

Xanadu's picture

Not. Watching.

Not. Watching.

Robin Rigby's picture

Hilarious! I will volunteer

Hilarious! I will volunteer to take a drive up to LA and put her under citizens arrest.

Come on, we all know who burned the skate shop. Shane clearly just confessed to protect her. Silly. Stupid. Pointless.

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

Yeah, I have a feeling The

Yeah, I have a feeling The Farm is going to be quite damaging to us, if this is the trend.

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

Don't worry about it. Bush

Don't worry about it. Bush told far more insensitive "jokes" than yours about 911 and Iraq, and the uberwealthy neocons laughed their asses off, the corporate media applauded them, and right wing extremists in the US retold them at every opportunity.

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

Now, now. You're trying to

Now, now. You're trying to use logic in regards to a plot that lacked any.

lucia_2008's picture

What does Alice confess in

What does Alice confess in her little interrogation tape??? That is what I want to know.
LBDL...thanks for the Xena vid!!

Smile...life is good!!!

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Ms.Kitty ...... I couldn't

Ms.Kitty ...... I couldn't resist. Wink

Lookin' out for the flyin' monkeys,
LBDL
xxoo

Lezbeth's picture

Silly me!

Silly me!

minniesota's picture

Lezbeth, now there you go

Lezbeth, now there you go using logic. Wink

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

peacekitty's picture

You know I've been thinking,

You know I've been thinking, and noticed that someone on another blog pointed out as well, that all of these interrogations are Ilene's way of answering our OC questions. Some of the questions were about Tina's family, what happened to Shane's skate shop, etc.

It's just a negative way to handle everything IMO. Clearly she did all of this to keep the show going, but we don't know if her plan worked or not. It has failed on many levels.

People are more likely to continue watching something if they are entertained by each individual episode. You can't manipulate your viewers into watching your series.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Lezbeth's picture

Okay, this one has come back

Okay, this one has come back around. In the land of ridiculous and implausible story lines, the idea that Shane not wanting the cops to investigate the fire after the place burned is ridiculous. As soon as they said there were signs of arson, the police would have begun an investigation because it was a CRIME. Am I off on this? Isn't one of the first suspects the owner of a torched business?

LongBeachDogLover's picture

All I can say

All I can say is................ Lucy Lawless, yummy. *said while drooling* Wink

LBLucyLawlessLover
xxoo

yonks's picture

I wish i can erase my comment

I wish i can erase my comment but its too late
its very stupid joke and i want to apologies for my lack of sensitivity

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

minniesota's picture

Imma click my heels three

Imma click my heels three times so I can wake up to discover The Interrogation Tapes was all a bad dream.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

peacekitty's picture

lol...I just had a vision of

lol...I just had a vision of little Sounder pulling the curtain away from "The Great and Powerful Ilene!" and revealing that she is just a normal person and not a wizard afterall.

It was all a prank! Smile Thanks Minnie that was a cute visual.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

minniesota's picture

What is the statute of

What is the statute of limitation for murdering a script because I think someone needs to be brought up on charges?

OR

CITIZENS ARREST! I arrest whoever thought of and is writing The Interrogation Tapes on charges of Absolute Ridiculousness.

OR

Someone tell me this is a prank. Ilene, please come out from behind the curtain. Yes, you've punked me.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

yonks's picture

Maybe we can send Bush in

Maybe we can send Bush in that interrogation room, so he will admit everything with no need to even ask...

cops:
-tell us about the mdw in Irak
GWB:
-okay 911 was an inside job

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

Kelly McCartney's picture

Ay, caramba!!! Chaiken should

Ay, caramba!!!
Chaiken should go to work for the Bush Legacy project because she obviously has an interest in rewriting history.

Won't you be my neighbor? @theKELword

mysticsmb's picture

I suddenly have a new-found

I suddenly have a new-found respect for LAW & ORDER....

Here's the thing: if the final season and these tapes in particular are all about transitioning to THE FARM, we need to be praying really hard that it never gets picked up.

Zara Thustra's picture

these interrogation tapes add

these interrogation tapes add insult to injury. frak my mother, this is ridonculous.

peacekitty's picture

Oh Ilene, Ilene.....PLEASE

Oh Ilene, Ilene.....PLEASE stop writing until you decide to write meaningful, positive and uplifting stories about lesbians and their relationships. You have tarnished the legacy of your lesbian television show.

I've not seen any of the interrogation tapes and I will not view any of them in the future. I'm only responding because of the descriptive narratives here on VP.

Reading them is all I need to know.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"