GaGa for the Ladies?

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GaGa for the Ladies?

Score one for the lesbos? Lady GaGa opens up about the meaning behind her jam, "Poker Face," during a Tori Amos-inspired acoustic piano performance of the song at Dinah Shore.

She claimed the song is about being with a man while fantasizing about a woman. OR is she pulling a Katy Perry and playing gay for her fan base? I did a quick read of the lyrics to "Poker Face" to see if I could glean any hints at all to lady-loving. The only part that comes even slightly close is this gem:

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

“Muffin” as in muff-diving perhaps? And that glue-gun reference is so lesbionic. You know, because lesbians make crafts and stuff? I admit it’s a stretch. Here’s the official, straight version.

Now that all eight babies are home, Nadya Octomom Suleman is coming out with some crazy shit. After adamant denials, she finally admits that she has agreed to do a reality show about her abnormally large family. However, she is apparently above reality TV.

"Yes, it is official. I'm going to be doing a show, but it's not a reality show. What I'm doing with this TV show is basically creating documentaries about the lives of my children. It's going to be an ongoing thing, and it will follow them from now until they are 18. It's being done by Eyeworks; they're in the U.K. It will air in the U.K. and then we'll see if the U.S. is interested."

In addition to exploiting her kids for the “documentary,” she has applied for a trademark of the name “Octomom” to use as branding for disposable diapers, clothing and other baby crap. I’d rather my baby go naked than wear an Octomom onesie!

Earlier this week, Julia Watson shared with us the Funny or Die video in which Lindsay Lohan took control of the situation and made fun of herself in light of her recent break up. Many speculated that it was a sad and/or desperate measure. However, the video’s director, Eric Appel, said that it was Lindsay’s idea; she approached them and that he was really happy to work with her.

“She came up with the stuff about being a threat to all security guards — she improvised while doing it. She threw in a bunch of fun, funny stuff."

See, no one gives her enough credit!

"She came in, did her thing, was really professional. People forget Lindsay Lohan's, like, a good actress. There's so much attention [to everything she does], but…  you forget this girl has really good comic timing."

I sense a Lohan come back real soon!

Fave video of the week!
The gays just can’t get enough “teabagging” jokes. Like Rachel Maddow and Kelly McCartney this week, Anderson Cooper just had to take it there with a not-so-subtle balls in the mouth reference.



Comments [24]

Grace Moon's picture

I can't believe Anderson

I can't believe Anderson blurted that out to Gergen...

tweet tweet @gracemoon

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Okay, now I have 5.... count

Okay, now I have 5.... count 'em 5, comments awaiting moderation.
I can't stop laughing, it must be my turn under the bus!! Laughing out loud

peacekitty's picture

Darn I've never been

Darn I've never been moderated. I've been "forbidden" from viewing pages and posting comments though! Haha, I win! Smile

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

peacekitty's picture

Apparently my tech problem

Apparently my tech problem was fixed. Must have been over on my end, as I'm having no problems commenting or viewing now.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

itty's picture

Ooops... with this small

Ooops...
with this small print...
I thought you said it was your turn under the 'BUST'...
Now I see it says 'BUS'...:oops:
Nevermind...

**looking for my reading glasses**
:?

LongBeachDogLover's picture

:oops:

:oops:

itty's picture

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.... I get it

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh....
I get it now :oops:

LongBeachDogLover's picture

I know it was the corn-holing

I know it was the corn-holing comment.......
Since when is a reference to vegetables an unreasonable, or censorable, comment.

OMG, my side hurts !! Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

LongBeachDogLover's picture

I have 4 comments awaiting

I have 4 comments awaiting moderation. Whoopie.

LongBeachDogLover's picture

This is too funny..... I

This is too funny..... I won't say a thing.
I have 3 comments awaiting moderation already.

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Oh Grace, I have 2 comments

Oh Grace, I have 2 comments below this... both awaiting moderation. One is the comment, the other, a reply to my comment. Now, why is the comment that I made to my comment, also awaiting moderation. I'm in a real pissy mood, and this isn't helping...... Laughing out loud

Okay, so I alluded to the fact that Anderson Cooper may be a dick wad. I'm sure he already knows that, so what's the problem?? Laughing out loud

Grace Moon's picture

i don't know why the site

i don't know why the site does this.

we'll have to come up with a cure for the moderation thing.

tweet tweet @gracemoon

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Grace........ I actually got

Grace........ I actually got a giggle out of it !! No worries. Laughing out loud

LongBeachDogLover's picture

A) I hate the word

A) I hate the word 'muffin'.
B) GaGa is not appealing to me at all.
C) I'm sick of the Dinah lesbo, corn-holing, freakshow.
D) Lindsay trying to reinvent her 'happy' self, can you say manic?
E) Can we just stop talking about the Octocow.
F) Anderson Cooper...what a dick wad. Choke on it dude.

Yeah, it's been one of those days........

Amy Nicole Miller's picture

Long Beach! Don't be such a

Long Beach!
Don't be such a hater! I kind of like this snarky side of you though Smile

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Oh, once in a while a girl

Oh, once in a while a girl has gotta just let it all out.....
Ahhhh, I feel so much better today !! Laughing out loud

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Hummm..... I have a comment

Hummm..... I have a comment awaiting 'moderation'.
Is it because I said corn-holing, or Anderson Cooper?? Laughing out loud

Steph H's picture

Corn-holing..... that's a new

Corn-holing..... that's a new one on me....

Caramelteddy's picture

katey perry is a

katey perry is a dickcheese.

lady gaga has drag queen-like appeal.
not sure about the glue-gunnin.
"bluffin with my muffin" is using your vagina/sex to make someone think that you love them when its really just sex. also a slick way of saying that you are faking an orgasm.

and given the chance, i would totally bone lohan. crazy chicks are hot.

Amy Nicole Miller's picture

OMG, how did I not know that

OMG, how did I not know that meant faking an orgasm?! brilliant.

Bevin's picture

I don't know if it lends Lady

I don't know if it lends Lady GaGa any cred, but the NYC Femme Family (a queer femme social organization) uses Poker Face as our official theme song for Femme Poker Night. I mean, she's dancing around in her underwear talking about poker. It's a win for the dyke community no matter whether she's actually homo or just gay for pay.

Amy Nicole Miller's picture

I really love that song, but

I really love that song, but even more-I LOVE the idea of Femme Poker Night! AND that you have a theme song for it. I'm so jeal!

peacekitty's picture

Amy I'm laughing at your

Amy I'm laughing at your "Glue Gun" reference because youth librarians use them all the time in craft programs.....and I'm a lezbrarian so that one hit close to home. Wink

I'm trying to interpreet those lyrics.." I won’t tell you that I love you, Kiss or hug you Cause I’m bluffin’ with my muffin." It seems like she's telling a girl that she's just "muff diving" for the experience and doesn't love her?

But then when I read all of the lyrics none of it makes sense...it just sounds like bad lryics. lol

I'm really impressed by Lindsay Lohan..she's very funny and bright. I've never seen her in a movie though.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

minniesota's picture

I have no idea who is Lady

I have no idea who is Lady GaGa but Facebook keeps recommending me to her. That muffin line sounds suspicious.

Lindsay is a good actress. I really enjoyed her performance in A Prairie Home Companion movie made in the Twin Cities mid-decade.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.