Three-Way: Sexting

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Three-Way: Sexting

We're minus one again this week as we continue our discussion about long-distance hook-ups, but will be joined by Amy next week!

Julia: Tami and I had a revelation about sexting this week.

Elizabeth: Oh?

Julia: We decided, quite mutually, that even though phone sex and cyber sex can sometimes feel contrived when you know the person, sexting remains hot forever because you do it illicitly while out in the world.  You can be standing in line at the grocery store and simultaneously telling your lover how much you want them to push you up against a wall and fuck you silly.

Elizabeth: I agree.  Completely.  Sexting will always be hot.  But can't you tell when someone is sexting?

Julia: Sometimes.

Elizabeth: I am a blusher, for example.

Julia: I got called on it this week at a friend's house.

Elizabeth: Ha ha! What did they say to you?!

Julia: It was RobinR. She called me a perv or something.

Elizabeth: I am always afraid that someone is going to catch a glimpse of my phone screen.

Julia: Ha! I have a crappy old phone with a tiny screen, so I don't have to worry too much about that.

Elizabeth: Or sometimes, that I will hand a friend my phone to borrow or to look at pictures of my dogs or something, and they will get a dirty text message.

Julia: LoLoLoL. I hadn't thought of that.

Elizabeth: So far that hasn't happened.

Julia:
But wouldn't it depend on what your lady friend said?  It could be something so hot that you'd be like, "Awww yeeeah. That's how we roll." Or something reeeeeally embarrassing.

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When "Ooh, look at my cute doggies!" turns into

"Ooh, lookit! She's doing me doggy-style!"

Elizabeth: I think I would always be embarrassed!

Julia: Aww. It takes a lot to embarrass me.  About sex, at least.

Elizabeth: That's really cool.  I embarrass easily.

Julia: About anything else, so do I.  But I'm a bit of a hussy.

Elizabeth: I don't think I always embarrassed so easily... I don't know what happened.  Now everything embarrasses me.

Julia: Oh, no! It's straight to hussy boot camp for you, my dear.

Elizabeth: In terms of sexting, I am even embarrassed to send sexts! Mostly, I am paranoid that my mom will accidentally get them.

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Sexting 101: A Modern View of Slutting It Up in Public

Julia: OMG I totally have moments of that. I'm always checking and rechecking the number to make sure it's going to my girlfriend.

Elizabeth: Even though she doesn't even text.

Julia: Neither does my mom, but the person I text the most other than my lover is my sister. Yeah. Awkward.

Elizabeth:
I used to have phone sex on the home phone line of my parents' house when I was 15.  I was brave then.

Julia: Am I going to hell for thinking that's hot?

Elizabeth: Ha ha. Yes. Directly to hell.  Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Julia: I want my $200, bitch! I have an epic sexting bill to pay!



Comments [57]

Rusty's picture

Thanks to my CrackBerry: I'm

Thanks to my CrackBerry:

I'm too texty for my car too texty for my car
too texty by far
And I'm too texty for my hat too texty for my hat what do you think about that?

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Julia Watson's picture

Too texty for my... to texty

Too texty for my... to texty for my... to texty for my CAT.

Robin Rigby's picture

It was the grin on her face

It was the grin on her face that gave it away. That and she had already admitted that they'd been sexting. I think I just rolled my eyes. I'm used to Julia's pervish tendencies. Smile

Not2Taem's picture

Julia's pervish tendencies

Julia's pervish tendencies should be nurtured at every opportunity. The bring the world (VP Universe, that is) great buckets of amusement.

camomileroses's picture

as the experts, and this is

as the experts, and this is for informational purposes only, how do you initiate such a liaison? :???: Wink

Julia Watson's picture

Think of something filthy hot

Think of something filthy hot to say and get those thumbs going, baby. As for content and overall message, I find that an acknowledgment of just how crazy insane with lust the apple of your eye makes you is always a good place to start.

camomileroses's picture

i don't quite

i don't quite understand...give me a line that you like to use, for instance. Wink

Julia Watson's picture

Alright, Fisher Queen. Try

Alright, Fisher Queen.

Try something like: "I've been thinking about your beautiful hands all day long - those big, thick fingers and how much I want them to..."

Well. You get the idea.

camomileroses's picture

Sorry for double dipping, so

Sorry for double dipping, so to speak, but you've just made everything make sense...women, strangers, are always just blatantly staring at my big thick fingers mesmerized...it made me so self-conscious. i could never understand it. i tried wearing gloves, everything. finally i just started asking them "what color are my eyes?" I thought they all were just color blind.

Julia Watson's picture

Nope, just driven to

Nope, just driven to distraction.

camomileroses's picture

you're hilarious. thanks for

you're hilarious. thanks for putting up with my fishing!! Laughing out loud

caramelteddy's picture

my turn to blush!

my turn to blush!

mysticsmb's picture

What if she's got short, thin

What if she's got short, thin fingers??? Smile

Julia Watson's picture

All this talk of hands...

All this talk of hands... *fans self*

Steph H's picture

Hey!! What's wrong with

Hey!! What's wrong with short, thin fingers!?!

Lake's picture

Not a thing......it's how you

Not a thing......it's how you use the fingers ....that gets me....everytime!!! Wink

Lake

Tiff's picture

Mine are long and thin.

Mine are long and thin. Seriously, my fingers are longer than my palms. My roommate calls them freakish, but she's the only woman I know who's ever made a negative comment about them. Wink

Steph H's picture

:-)

Smile

Lake's picture

LOL!!!!

LOL!!!!

Lake

Lake's picture

Go on.....I'm listening....;)

Go on.....I'm listening....Wink

Lake

Tex's picture

I don't know why!

I don't know why!

Twitter Time @kdhales

Tex's picture

Dial her number!

Dial her number!

camomileroses's picture

i hadn't even thought of

i hadn't even thought of that...where do you get her number?!

Tex's picture

LOL!

LOL!

Twitter Time @kdhales

minniesota's picture

VPMers, I've been waiting all

VPMers, I've been waiting all day for someone to text me...looking at my watch. Wink

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

Not2Taem's picture

:? Where the hell did I put

:? Where the hell did I put that number?

Robin Rigby's picture

It's in your cell phone under

It's in your cell phone under Cutie from SoCal. Smile

Not2Taem's picture

Thanks, I was looking under

Thanks, I was looking under short stop. How did I get there?

Hey! South Cal! That's your number!! You've had your ration for the day; Share nice. Laughing out loud

Lake's picture

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wink

Lake

Tex's picture

What, Minnie? Is there a new

What, Minnie? Is there a new way to have sex using your watch?

camomileroses's picture

you can do it time after time

you can do it time after time after time.

Not2Taem's picture

Talk about bells and

Talk about bells and whistles! Laughing out loud

Of course, they do make the ones that vibrate on a schedule to remind ADD kids to check themselves and make sure they're paying attention.

Minnie, do we have your attention, dear?

camomileroses's picture

"vibrate on a

"vibrate on a schedule"...sounds stimulating. sounds like a dr. seuss book: on the plane and on the train and with a mouse [weird] and ... thanksgiving dinner at my....mother's house??? uuuuuuuuuuuuh...never mind.

Not2Taem's picture

The person who's number is at

The person who's number is at the top of the list when I prepare to send a text is my daughter. While I would be mortified if I accidentally sent her such a message, she would probably analyze it for content and then let me know so I could resend it with improvements.

Tex's picture

Always nice to be critiqued!

Always nice to be critiqued! I put numerals in front of the numbers that are text only....that way I look for the number. Example: 1 Lake, 2 Tae, 3 PK, etc. It works wonderfully well.

Lake's picture

#1 SWEEEEEETTTTTTTTT!!!!!

#1 SWEEEEEETTTTTTTTT!!!!! Wink

Lake

Not2Taem's picture

Um hum. But did you notice

Um hum. But did you notice who gets to be in the middle of the sextual sandwich? Tex knows how I like it. :twisted:

Tex's picture

Yes, I do! I have an

Yes, I do! I have an excellent memory when it comes to women's wants and desires! Otherwise, the memory's not worth a crud ball.

Not2Taem's picture

At least your brain cells

At least your brain cells have their priorities straight queer.

Lake's picture

LMAO!!!!

LMAO!!!!

Lake

Lake's picture

"Textually Active!!!!!" ;)

"Textually Active!!!!!" Wink

Lake

caramelteddy's picture

when i get that feeling, i

when i get that feeling, i want textual healing.

camomileroses's picture

textually transmitted

textually transmitted disease...protect yourself and protect others. Wink

K I T's picture

hi camo... [textually

hi camo...
[textually transmitted disease…protect yourself and protect others. }

try this works for i pods / mobiles and keyboards
http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/2007/11/05/bguohhuj_2.jpg

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/200488042-001.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d...

winks

Lake's picture

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wink

Lake

Julia Watson's picture

Textual relations: getting to

Textual relations: getting to know someone, Biblically speaking.

Elizabeth's picture

you win for the textual

you win for the textual relations, watson. hilarious.

Steph H's picture

Textually explicit.....

Textually explicit.....

Tex's picture

Textually frustrated.....

Textually frustrated.....

Twitter Time @kdhales

Lake's picture

I can take care of both the

I can take care of both the explicit and frustrated!!!

Lake