Straight Women and the One-way Cunnilingus

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Straight Women and the One-way Cunnilingus

Eleven months of sex with her and still no cunnilingus? How long should I wait for her to come around? Is it okay to abandon your partner because she won’t eat your pussy? Am I a fucked up human being for judging her inability (or her unwillingness) to suck on my moist flower of love? Okay, so maybe “moist flower” is a bad metaphor, but what the fellatio!?

What is a dyke to do with these “so-called straight women” who think nothing of swallowing a cupful of gizm from the dripping meat-stick of a cheating boyfriend, but cannot bear the thought of lightly licking a part of me which, routinely, I suck and kiss and nuzzle all night on her selfish body?

I had been chasing her for years. She said she was straight but I didn’t believe her and I knew I could be very convincing. I knew in time she would fall for my charms or my tenacity or her own curiosity. Then one night her boyfriend did something stupid enough for her to want to get back at him. She came over to my apartment furious and hurting. I made tea. I ran a bath. I was on my A-game of lesbian-chasing-straight that night. It was magical. And she needed someone. She didn’t want sex, but she wanted to be close. I held her and read her passages from Toni Morrison’s Sula in bed.

We fooled around for three months before she finally let me “do it” to her. There were soft kisses and heavy breaths; whispered nicknames and wordless grunts. Screams. Nails. Teeth. Orgasms. When she came, it was in waves and waves and waves. She sobbed and told me she was in love with me. We cried and we cuddled. All night I waited for her to pull me toward her and tug at the waist of my steamy wet panties. Close to dawn, I wiggled out of them and offered myself to her. I saw the look of horror and told her not to worry about this being her first time. I knew she would be fine. I guided her hand to my clitoris. She rubbed it a little and stopped. I told her that it was easy. All she had to do was mimic the things I did to her and I would be happy with the result. She, of



Comments [85]

mysticsmb's picture

And just like that Rover's

And just like that Rover's back with a splash! Nothing like making up for lost time with a borderline TMI post, but I gotta say I found it plenty amusing!

rovermom's picture

borderline? Oh come on, you

borderline? Oh come on, you know it feels like old time's sake Smile

mysticsmb's picture

Yes indeedy! ;)

Yes indeedy! Wink

Tex's picture

I feel good....I got you!

I feel good....I got you! Smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzlpTRNIAvc

Sugar and spice,

Tex

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Erin Blackwell's picture

"people think lesbians and

"people think lesbians and say pussy eater"

i had no idea

Not2Taem's picture

I hate the term. Makes me

I hate the term. Makes me think of chewing rather than langorous licking. Scarwy. Vewy, vewy scarwy. Shock

Tex's picture

Okay, Rover, okay! I was

Okay, Rover, okay! I was somewhat teasing, BUT.....23 hours, Rover! A 23 hour marathon of mutual pleasures! Yep, on the nunber....... oh heck fire, I'm gonna say it again - someone hasn't been doing you right when it comes to the viva-voce of the vulva!

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Lake's picture

Yo Tex this is all

Yo Tex this is all interesting and stuff.....but you do have 23 Hours left til your flight....I'm just saying!!!!!!! Wink

Lake

rovermom's picture

I know you were

I know you were teasing...

but could you imagine someone saying ..."you don't LOVE butt fucking? - well that's because no one has fucked your ass the right way"...

There are other factors.

maybe I prefer other positions...or love too many to just stick to doing one thing. maybe my former girlfriends were just as good at doing everything else.

I just see within this blog - as well as an underlying thing in the lesbian community - that lesbians JUST want oral sex. It's a huge misconception.

My straight friends all think it's the only thing I do. My best friend said she couldn't be a lesbian because she just couldn't bring herself to eating pussy. 2 lesbians could have a life long healthy sexual relationship and never once eat each other out.

I wonder how many women decide they can't be with women because of that VERY reason? And so they live a life of pushing their feelings for women away.

I know...TMI TMI...but why not talk about this with frank honesty?

Robin Rigby's picture

I don't see anyone suggesting

I don't see anyone suggesting that lesbians only want oral sex. Staceyann is saying that she wanted it. She wanted it from this woman and that's her right to expect a woman who claims to love her to satisfy her needs. As to other people thinking that's all lesbians do, so what? Let 'em think what they want to think, we know the difference.

I don't think it's an all or nothing proposition. As an example, some women like penetration, some don't so if you want that ask for it. I would have said that all women like being eaten but I guess not since we have one example right here. I can guarantee that as much as I like to give and receive oral sex it's not the only trick I know and it's not the only thing I do when I'm with a woman or the only thing I expect her to do. It kind of sounds like you're making it an either/or thing. Either you eat pussy and you don't do hand jobs or use dildos/ or you use dildos and give hand jobs but don't eat pussy. I just don't think that's true.

Personally when someone's going down and me and she looks up at me while she's doing it I like making that eye contact. I also sometimes like to be holding her body close to mine and kissing her while one or both of us comes. Variety is the spice of life after all.

Sorry if that's TMI for anyone.

Tex's picture

What do you want me to say? I

What do you want me to say? I am NOT giving details of my love making - besides giving away my secrets it would get me in a whole lot of trouble! Wink You oughta know that for 23 hours I didn't ONLY dive the downunder......geezy, I'd have to get a tongue splint! Now that would be something your friends could talk about! I will seriously say this though....a bunch of women don't know how to give oral pleasure - they really don't. It's a sensuous art, just like any other part of making love....just like some women don't want to do it at all. How I really feel about it - if you have a relationship that's solid, you'll accept each other for what you are. As you've said, there are many ways to physically please a woman and be pleased by a woman.

Now, sweetheart, I didn't get in to great detail with any of this - WE AGREE MOSTLY! But I'm still sticking by my guns on the pleasure of oral sex - you either can or you can't or you will or you won't! Communicate!

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Rusty's picture

23 hours = "tongue

23 hours = "tongue splint"

I'm guessing a sutured frenulum linguae would be more like it.

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Erin Blackwell's picture

i think tastefully presented

i think tastefully presented desserts in the shape of vulvas would sway popular opinion.

Tex's picture

sway something.....you make

sway something.....you make 'em....i'll eat 'em.

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Not2Taem's picture

Catering to your needs? ;)

Catering to your needs? Wink

peacekitty's picture

ROTFL. Oh. My. Gawd. :)

ROTFL. Oh. My. Gawd. Smile

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Robin Rigby's picture

I don't know about circles

I don't know about circles but... Whatever else you might do to each other there is nothing that can compare to the feeling of a warm, moist mouth wrapped around your warm, moistness. Smile

camomileroses's picture

i spent years as the

i spent years as the emotional lover of a straight woman. "I wouldn't know what to do." Bullshit. How did she learn to perform fellatio. How could she find satisfying the disgusting swallowing (just the thought of it makes me gag) when she had me, the greatest lover she could ever know in the palm of her hand?! So I persisted.

The unrequited anticipation fed by my vivid imagination led to tortuous obsessive longing, which is what she wanted. And what I subconsciously wanted was to masochistically play her game. Though I dreamed of sex with this vessel I envisioned to be "venus" into which I placed all my sexual dreams (I guess I used her too), did I actually want to have sex with her? Did I want to disrupt the sexual paradise created by my vivid imagination with the crushing disappointment of reality? I knew I wanted to say yes but I knew the answer is really no. I wanted to bask in the torture of her tease though I believed I didn't want it (does that make any sense?). I desperately wanted to hold on to the venus I secretly knew she could never be (and that she knew she could never be).

So I had to stop seeing her, talking to her to squelch the source of my unrequited love. Actual sex would never live up to the heights of my imagination and I would be stuck in this sexual purgatory if I didn't move on. Just writing about it brings some of feelings back years later though I've moved on...or have I?

Tex's picture

Lord have mercy, your comment

Lord have mercy, your comment and this blog are like reading good romance novels!

Fanning,

Tex

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camomileroses's picture

your fanning's making me hot

your fanning's making me hot as an inferno! i love when women fan themselves over my romantic tragedies. if only "beatrice"/"venus" would fan herself over our story...what would happen...how would the fanning end? my imagination is spinning in circles...i feel another story coming on...
thanks for the fanning!! Wink

Tex's picture

Anytime! Waiting patiently

Anytime! Waiting patiently for the sequels......I've always believed that if every woman would give in to those homoerotic tendencies the world would be a far far better place.

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Not2Taem's picture

Hazah! :D

Hazah! Laughing out loud

K I T's picture

sure sounds like something is

sure sounds like something is coming
but to call that a story?

mmm must be a erotic one ... go ahead
write it
but don't forget to post and share it here?
winks

Robin Rigby's picture

I know! It's sad but oh so

I know! It's sad but oh so hot too. I need about 15-20 minutes alone girls. I'll type at ya later.

Not2Taem's picture

Please wash your hands first.

Please wash your hands first.

camomileroses's picture

"beatrice" made me do it.

"beatrice" made me do it. did you hear that EB?
truly yours,
Dante aka Dane

Erin Blackwell's picture

i just barely heard it over

i just barely heard it over the fanning. barely.

Erin Blackwell's picture

dane made a career out of a

dane made a career out of a single sighting of beatrice. don't knock the poetic impulse.

Erin Blackwell's picture

dane? wtf is DANE? oh you

dane? wtf is DANE? oh you mean DANTE. well then type so.

camomileroses's picture

i mentioned no "dane"...are

i mentioned no "dane"...are you talking to yourself? so am i...although now i realize this is a public venue...can i delete my comment?!! it's fiction...fiction i tell ya!!! Wink

Not2Taem's picture

We all need to give ourselves

We all need to give ourselves a bit of friction fiction now and then, don't we?

Wink

camomileroses's picture

truth be told, friction is

truth be told, friction is the right word in my case!

Tex's picture

Um huh! Sure it is!!!! :)

Um huh! Sure it is!!!! Smile

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minniesota's picture

I know this blog is about

I know this blog is about learning the hard way to not fall for a straight woman, but what most impresses me is that you would read passages of Toni Morrison's Sula out loud to her.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

K I T's picture

how impressive would it be if

how impressive would it be if i said i read Donald duck?

winks