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Amy will now be answering your earnest, yet sometimes bizarre, but always random questions on her formspring page. (She's actually been doing it for months, I just caught up with her cleverness this morning and now you will too.) — GM

Dear Amy, When on a first date, do you think that it's important to convey your intentions? Like, if I just want to be friends, is it bad to make out with him anyway?
It's difficult to tell from your question, but I think you are asking what to do if your date likes you more than you like them. Should you still make out with the person, thereby possibly leading them on? I say make out, because maybe you'll change your mind! A good kiss and a little up-the-shirt and down-the-pants, as we used to call it, can change hearts and minds. If you still just want to be friends, have a chat on the 2nd or 3rd date.

Can you do a handstand?
Yes, if under water counts... in which case I can also do a back flip, a round off and three summersaults in a row — all without holding my nose.

I'd love to get your thoughts on this:
You know, I like the concept of this: pictures of lesbians who look like Justin Bieber, because he in fact looks like a baby dyke. But unfortunately, it isn't executed very well. Some of the pictures are actually JB and some aren't lesbians, so it makes no sense. I like this though

What's the best route to get to your apartment... hypothetically, of course?
Wow, my formspring has really brought all of my stalkers together! You should all be friends and form a club; Call it the Amy Admiration Society, or AAS for short. 
To answer your question: it depends where you are coming from...duh!

Amy. PLEASE tell me what this,, is about?
This thing doesn't make much sense to me. It looks like it would do nothing but create a serious crease, a visible line under your clothes. I think if you want a little boost, you should look into padded underwear. I know they make them for women, I don't know if they do for men. I would google it for you, but I am lazy, so here.

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Comments [3]

Jess Kane's picture


i was almost too lazy to follow the links you posted in your replies, but I am so glad i mustered it. fuNNy!


geek4grammar's picture

justin bieber...lolz

the first time I saw this boy, I was watching the nickelodeon kids' choice awards w/ my 12-year-old sister. so I see what I think is this adorable babydyke rolling on stage, and I say: "wow, that's so cool there are queer teen performers on nickelodeon now!" 

so, yeah, irony aside, I actually thought justin bieber was a lesbo, fo' realzies. now I'm just eternally amused...

We're all born naked. The rest is drag.
--RuPaul (appropriating Judith Butler for the masses...)

minniesota's picture


Hahahahaha. That web page for Manikimen is yet another sign to me that you can find anything on the Internet.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.