Deep Lez Analysis of Mid-Term Elections

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Deep Lez Analysis of Mid-Term Elections

Diana: Did you watch Boehner’ s victory speech? I hate that guy. Do we have to talk about him? Can we just talk about that baby in Paris that fell from a sixth floor window and landed safely in the arms of a doctor who happened to be walking by?

Moon: That baby has to be a good omen, right?

Diana: Has to!

Moon:  Boehner is such a d.o.u.c.h.e. I think he drunk-speeches all the time. Did you see him crying?


"Where's my American Dream?"

Diana: He certainly looks drunk a lot of the time.

Moon: Rosanne Cash summed up Boehner yesterday - we need not say more. I have a question is “independent” a code word for people who are swayed by TV commercials? Who are these Independents who helped vote BO into office then gave him a 32% approval rating and voted tea party this year?

independent voter fraud

Diana: That blows my mind. Like, that’ s a pretty big swing people.

Moon: So how many Press releases did you get from HRC this morning?… or GetEqual for that matter?

Diana: It’ s fair to say that press releases from GetEqual make up the majority of my email.

Moon: Can someone just chain Joe Solmonese to the White House fence?

Joe Salmonese: "Do I get lunch? No?! What, this is the hunger strike?"

Diana: I think the majority of our gay leaders should be chained to the White House fence for the next two years. The 'mos had some wins last night though, didn't Kentucky get a gay mayor?

Moon: Totally. Also, Hills is laughing her ass off. Did you see this headline: "Clinton: Election Won't Change Foreign Policy"

Diana:
Rise above it, sister!

Moon:
There's a line in that article where she says, "American politics end at the border."
A little Clinton snark, why not?
clinton laughs at mid terms
"Suckas!"

Diana: She's classy about it though. Unlike us, we just want to make fun of Boehner for crying.

Moon: Its not that he cried, it’ s that it didn't make sense why he cried! He cried when he talked about pursuing the American dream? He’ s been living it for 20 years. How’ s a guy that dumb keep such a cushy job for so long?



Comments [7]

peacekitty's picture

I don't know what's worse,

I don't know what's worse, that Americans are so ill-informed (and brainwashed by the Right), or that they just elected the most ruthless, money/power grabbing asshats of the Republican Party to lead.  Boehner makes me want to vomit.

 

They just gave the keys back to the people who wrecked the car.

Obama had better grow a pair, and fast, or he'll be out of a job in two years.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

SMBrown's picture

PK, I feel like Rip Van

PK, I feel like Rip Van Winkle seeing your pic here!  Glad to see you, though I wish it were under better circumstances...

What the heck is going on in Ohio?  I can't believe Strickland lost too.

peacekitty's picture

Hi!  NIce to see you too.  

Hi!  NIce to see you too.   :)   I just had to come to a safe place and vent after the depressing election.

We're worried about more funding cuts with the new Republican gov.  He's already threatened before he even takes office.  Joy.

Trying to look on the bright side.

Greetings everyone.

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

Conlite's picture

Hello again! 

Hello again!  Smile

Steph's picture

Greetings PK!! Lovely to see

Greetings PK!!
Lovely to see you here! Smile
Hope you're doing okay, in spite of everything.
Anyway, just wanted to say howdy before I pootle off to bed.
xoxo

peacekitty's picture

Hello you two. 

Hello you two.  Smile

"Fight Prime Time. Read a Book"

SMBrown's picture

Americans are, obviously,

Americans are, obviously, full of sh*t.  According to exit polls more than 80% want Dems and Repugs to work together, yet they just elected the most partisan, obstructionist party ever into power!

Like I wrote yesterday, they are toddlers having a tantrum, and I honestly don't know how any rational person governs such a lot of irrational idiots.

Oh, and one other thing from the exit polls that made my blood boil: older Americans/seniors are overwhelmingly AGAINST healthcare reform.  So let me get this straight--they've got THEIR government healthcare (Medicare) but screw the rest of us??  And I'm supposed to pay their Social Security benefits?