Hump Day: The Brief (and potentially problematic) Musings Of A Queer Femme

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Hump Day: The Brief (and potentially problematic) Musings Of A Queer Femme

I’m amused by how
Heterosexual
our shadows seem
Entangled on the bedroom wall:
Guy thrusts into girl
Grasps and gasps and giggles--
Grace or something like it.

Straight is a game I’ve learned to play;
I never did care to pass
up lipstick and heels,
indisputable femininity
the fat one in ballet school
could only dream of--
her royal purple silicone cock
and I, the princess, recipient of such majesty.



Comments [20]

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Oh Yeah.....

Elizabeth, I meant to include this in my other post......you're honesty makes you pretty awesome.  

Wink

LongBeachDogLover's picture

oops

 double post....

Sad

 

deedee's picture

I don't need

Some dildo in my vag or up my ass to feel like a real lesbian ,but thats just me .Hell if I wanted that i could go pick up a guy.

Elizabeth Koke's picture

cool

and also, I don't think anyone here is trying to claim authenticity. 

<3 Elizabeth
@elizabethkoke

deedee's picture

Yeah

Your right.Elizabeth, you have the best smile!

yonks's picture

I wonder

Is it an homework of a femme's school on how to get butch crazy? because you seriousely deserve an A+

-Do not follow me, I'M LOST-

Not2Taem's picture

Boudoir Lite

boudoir You are a gem!

Amethyst?

Elizabeth Koke's picture

thanks

Wink

 

i'm also surprised that the non-butches aren't all up in arms over the phallus worship (just don't tell my girlfriend. it will go to her head, so to speak).

<3 Elizabeth
@elizabethkoke

Not2Taem's picture

I think inon-butches and

I think inon-butches and butches would like to end up in your arms.  Wink

LongBeachDogLover's picture

LMAO

Elizabeth, why do you think that us 'non-dildo-lovin' girls would ever want to deny you your hot lovin' ?  It's all about being close to those we adore.... I prefer to worship a dripping wet pussy, with my mouth all over it's delicious nectar for hours..... but, that's just me.   Wink

Gosh....I remember the first, and only time, my 'then' gf and I decided to try the dildo thingy. It was the first time for both of us... we were both femme 'virgins', with absolutely no idea what to do with it. I think you can see where I'm going with this, we both laughed so hard that it totally ruined the moment. I couldn't figure out how to strap it on, she couldn't figure out how to strap it on - we were both pretty pathetic. She threw it out the 2nd story window of the house, and we never saw it again!! OMG, can you imagine some little kid bringing home an 8" dildo to Mommy, and telling her she found it on that nice girls lawn down the street? I always wondered what happened to it.... LMAO

 

Yikes..... Now that I think of it, 8" was awfully 'adventurous' for a couple of virgins!!   Shock

 

Rusty's picture

A New Blog Perchance?

LBDL, feel free to post additional chronicles of femme on femme antics. Please. My interest in reading such descriptions is purely non-prurient. I found your post quite um . . . educational. (Consider it diversity training.)

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Diana Cage's picture

seriously?

rusty, you are so busted.

Rusty's picture

Double take

I see your picture and name on this post, but shit howdy did I hear my exes voice when I read it.My standard response seems appropriate, "I was just paying the young lady a compliment."

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Don't tempt me Rusty,

I could write a book about it..... hey, maybe I should!

LMAO

Rusty's picture

A Suggestion

Might I suggest an illustrated book? (Just trying to be helpful.)

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

LongBeachDogLover's picture

Hummmm....

You're killin' me!!   Wink

Not2Taem's picture

I boinked Dick in the head

I boinked Dick in the head and he took as a sign from god that he was ment to be gay. 

OK, that was supposed to say it, as in the purple dildo, boinked Dick on the head. I wasn't even there. I swear, officer...

CA_Medicine_Woman's picture

Oh my, thanks!

Both for the mental images, and for the tears from laughing so hard!

Rusty's picture

Just a guess

I think you might have struck most of the butches on the site dumb with this one—Nicely done.

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Conlite's picture

For sure!

For sure!