Open Thread: April 20, 2010

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What was the weirdest thing you have ever dreamed about?



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soonerterp's picture

All my dreams involve

a. Being chased by/shot at by snipers in Fluffy Bunny Suits.

b. Falling out of an airplane (I despise air travel), but waking up in a cold sweat before they have to scrape my carcass off the ground or wherever I land.

c. Having sex with someone who has no face and absolutely no discernible or distinctive features. I mean really, their head has no eyes or ears, just a nose for breathing and a mouth for ... um, you know.

The "snipers in Fluffy Bunny Suits" dream is the most frequent.

 

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Tex's picture

GLEE

IN 20 MINUTES! TONIGHT I'M DREAMING ABOUT JANE LYNCH!

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Rusty's picture

Nooooo!

Double crap — Glee, Deadliest Warrior, and Lost are all on at the same time. I can only record 2 so it looks like Glee gets Hulued tonight.

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Not2Taem's picture

Why not record 2 while you're

Why not record 2 while you're watching the 3rd?

ShadowCat's picture

uggh

if it's anything like time warner you can only watch one of the two shows you are recording. it is so annoying.

Rusty's picture

Yep

Yep, Time Warner (my only complaint about the service). I ended up recording one show on my computer so it turned out ok.

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Rusty's picture

sold my soul

I dreamt that I sold my soul to the devil. When I woke up wasn't sure if it "counted" since I was dreaming. If it counted then that kind of sucks because I can't for the life of me remember what I got for it.

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

minniesota's picture

Off topic

OMG, last week I think I watched a Justin Bieber video on youtuble to figure out who he is and now youtube is recommending Justin Bieber videos to me. Help me! Tongue

Please don't let me dream of Justine Bieber, now.

Still searching for the right brainy quote.

Tex's picture

I generally don't drink...I mean dream

unless I've been drinking. Or if I go to sleep stewing about something. Then I don't remember all of it - just bits and pieces of whatever was going on in my life the day or night before - all skewed, of course.  I want to know what you have to do to have sex dreams?! Only recurring dream I ever had was about being in a vehicle that was submerged in water....but, since I had my roll over wreck I haven't had that anymore. Holy hell, that dove is back....I do not want to dream about birds!

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Lake's picture

I want you.....

To stop having the dream where you are a pro kicker......I'm just sayin!!!  Wink

Lake

Tex's picture

Now, Lake!

The last thing I heard you say anything about was something to do with a wrestler....your exact words, "Wake up! You've got me pinned!"   

Smile

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Lake's picture

LOL!!!

So true......The bike is working on those fab thighs of yours!!!!   Pin me anytime!! Wink

Lake

Not2Taem's picture

Birds!

Tex, I swear if I end up in Hitchcock land tonight, I'm comming to get you.

Rusty's picture

Dang it, now I have that song

Dang it, now I have that song the kids were singing in my head.

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." ~ Pollyanna

Julia Watson's picture

My dreams tend to be

My dreams tend to be astoundingly weird. But the weirdest one ever was when I dreamed I had sex with an animated Disney villain who shall not be named. Hahahaha.

Robin Rigby's picture

I'm pretty sure I've heard

I'm pretty sure I've heard this story before and know the answer.  Now, the question is, what's it worth to you for me to keep quiet? Evil

Conlite's picture

Think I remember too.  And it

Think I remember too.  And it was scary. Sad

Robin Rigby's picture

So that makes two of us that

So that makes two of us that Julia needs to think about bribing. Smile

Not2Taem's picture

Captain Hook

I'll be bettin' me rum roll on the Cap'n, wench.

Julia Watson's picture

Ha! Good guess, but no.

Ha! Good guess, but no.

Tex's picture

My guess...

Julia Watson's picture

Another excellent guess!

Another excellent guess!

geek4grammar's picture

ditto weird dreams

yeah, I'm in the same boat w/ you jules-- my dreams are always completely weird by most people's standards. I've never had sex with a cartoon in my dreams, let alone a cartoon villain (which is hilarious-- and now I really wanna know!) but I've had my share of uber-wacky...not sure what the top of the pile would be...once when i was really little I dreamed I was grover when he was in his "super-grover" outfit (you remember this from sesame street, right?) and I could fly...then I woke up and I was super-pissed because I didn't feel like the dream was finished...so I went back to sleep and somehow managed to fall back into the dream! flying dreams are the best. this isn't actually too weird by my standards, but it was the first thing that came to mind Wink

We're all born naked. The rest is drag.
--RuPaul (appropriating Judith Butler for the masses...)

Steph's picture

Yeah, mine are too,

Yeah, mine are too, especially at weekends when I wake up and then go back to sleep..... having said that, I have never dreamed about having sex with an animated character - that is hilarious! 

karrr's picture

running dreams

i always have similar dreams. i'm being chased by something. it doesn't matter what it is, but i'm hella good at running. i can run from witches, from ex lovers, from aliens and switchblades, overweight teenage girl gangs, frenemies, more ex lovers. oh i can run. and i always outrun everything or i wake up before i get caught.

the weirdest must have been about two years ago when i was running from some type of alien and i kept waking myself up inside my dream, and i'd tell myself, "kara, you're just having a chasing dream, wakeup!" then i'd wake up inside my dream and i'd tell myself, alright you're woken up, but just make sure that this is reality, and go outside and check the sky for the alien ships. then i'd go outside and see them hunting for me and start running again. just before i'd get caught, i'd wake up inside my bed inside my dream again, and the whole process of going outside, discovering this was "real" and running would happen again

Robin Rigby's picture

As to dreams, I don't

As to dreams, I don't remember them unless I wake up in the middle of them.  Even then, I typically forget them shortly after.  

Robin Rigby's picture

This looks so cool it makes

This looks so cool it makes me want to upgrade, unfortunately I'm not eligible for a phone upgrade for another year.

http://gizmodo.com/5520438/how-apple-lost-the-next-iphone

Grace Moon's picture

omg

i just had the weirdest dream last night!

i think because of all that Madonna / Glee stuff, Madonna must be in my brain.

I dreamt that Madonna was tending a bar, and I'm sitting there ordering a drink from her. She looks at me and points to my neck in a very seductive way and says "I bet you like to be cut."

I'm not really a fan of Madonna and I'm definitely not into being cut, but something about her cutting me seemed really appealing.

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geek4grammar's picture

hahahahaha

you are too much grace. I dream about fictional characters from my favorites tv shows and books all the time, so it's nice to hear someone else owning up to this Wink

We're all born naked. The rest is drag.
--RuPaul (appropriating Judith Butler for the masses...)

Tex's picture

.......

holy cow!  

Smile maybe

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