Proof that Dykes Love Drama OR Leave That 'Ish RIGHT Where You Found It

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Proof that Dykes Love Drama OR Leave That 'Ish RIGHT Where You Found It

So, perhaps this title is a little misleading.  Still, in my head it's somehow fitting.

I'm working on my first book (yes, I'm aware of how pretentious that sounds, especially while being a PhD student, a PR, a blogger, an event planner, etc), and the portion I'm trying to get through is pinpointing that particular piece of dyke drama (read: lesbian craziness) that we all know well.

The life lesbians will all begin to hate me for this.  They will say, "Everyone has issues! Don't perpetuate stereotypes! Blah! Blah!"

I will say, "Don't create and embody stereotypes that I am then able to observe and discuss."  It's that simple.

Anyways ... I figure ... maybe dykes like drama because dykes like dancing.  And not that this should make any sense to you ... but I figure, the one place I consistently see the largest heterogenous pool of dykes is in the club.  It's sad, but true. 

Ok, you're right ... perhaps I've seen large dyke pools at marches, rallies, and other community building activities ... but give me a break ... you see I'm trying to go somewhere with this. -_-

Back to Dancing Dykes

I've been thinking through all the random "club happenings" that are somehow acceptable when drunk and smashed between 300 strangers.  I've also been thinking about some of the things we hear while raging to Beyonce and Eric Clapton all at once; while downing things that should never be mixed- Red bull and Vodka and Chocolate Schnapps.  I've been thinking that there are some things that should NEVER leave the club.  Still, we try to pull these club actions and habits and words into our lives, only to incorporate craziness and then be like, "Huh?  I don't know why that didn't work out?! o_0"

If you're still with me and not wanting to kill me for outing you and your mutually psycho dyke friends ... please ... feel free to read below for a list of things that should never leave the intimate company of 300-400 dancing dykes and strobe-lights.

Leave That 'Ish RIGHT Where You Found It

1. All Lady Gaga Lyrics are pretty much a NO GO; PARTICULARLY PAPARAZZI!

—Why?  Well, let's take a look at the lyrics.

 

I'm your biggest fan

I'll follow you until you love me, Papa-paparazzi

Baby,



Comments [5]

kholi's picture

This gets ...

Just a little funnier to me each time I read it.

 

So unfortunate.  So very real.

Marcie Bianco's picture

why are some lesbians

why are some lesbians sooooooo attracted to HOT MESSES? (see drunk, sprawled out chick, above)

kholi's picture

I already told you ...

dykes love drama.

so much of our life is filled with it ... i really think some of us are unable to participate in healthy sustainable emotionally stable relationships when it is SO opposite of what we encounter on a daily basis.

 

not all of us.  but it's not just a few of us either.

Marcie Bianco's picture

zo'boi. PREACH.

zo'boi.

PREACH.

Marcie Bianco's picture

I meant Jazmine Sullivan—not

I meant Jazmine Sullivan—not Jill Scott!!! LYRICS DE LA LOCA!

I bust the windows out your car
And though it didn’t mend my broken heart
Ill probably always have these ugly scars 
but right now I don’t care about that part.
I bust the windows out your car 
After I saw you laying next to her
I didn’t wanna but I took my turn 
I’m glad I did it cuz you had to learn

I must admit it helped a little bit
To think of how you'd feel when you saw it
I didn’t know that I had that much strength
But I’m glad you see what happens when
You see you cant just play with peoples feelings
Tell them you love them and don’t mean it
you’ll probably say that it was juvenile
But I think that I deserve to smile ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

I bust the windows out ya car 
You know I did it cuz I left my mark
Wrote my initials with the crowbar
And then I drove off into the dark

I bust the windows out ya car ha,
you should feel lucky that was all I did
After 5 whole years of this bullshit 
Gave you all of me and you played with it

I must admit it helped a little bit
To think of how you'd feel when you saw it 
I didn’t know that I had that much strength
But I’m glad you see what happens when 
You see you cant just play with peoples feelings
Tell them you love them but don’t mean it
You probably say that it was juvenile
But I think that I deserve to smile
Bust them windows out yo car
But it don’t come back to my broken heart
You could neva feel I how I felt that day
Until it happens baby you don’t know pain
Ooh Yeah I did it (yeah I did it)
You should know it (you should kno it)
I ain’t sorry (I ain’t sorry)
You deserved it (you deserved it)
After what you did to me (after what you did)
You deserve it (you deserve it)
I ain’t sorry no no ohhh(I aint sorry)
You broke my heart so I broke you car
You caused me pain (you caused me pain)
(So I did the same)
Even though what you did to me was much worse
I had to do something to make you hurt
Oh but why am I still crying
Why am I the one who’s still crying
Oh oh really hurt me baby 
really,really hurt me baby