Saving Babies, One Ejaculation at a Time

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Saving Babies, One Ejaculation at a Time

Oklahoma state representative Constance Johnson pulled a BRILLIANT move the other day, after the state's legislature decided to consider a bill that would require that every woman listen to a fetus's heartbeat BEFORE being able to receive an abortion. 

What she did was draft a proviso to the legislation, stating the following:

"However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman's vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

This is epic good. 

Thank you, Rep. Johnson, we salute you for sticking it to THE MAN!



Comments [2]

Robin Rigby's picture

This is why we need more

This is why we need more women in public office. To point out what major D-Bags all the old, white men are. 

Conlite's picture

The Legally Blonde "reckless

The Legally Blonde "reckless abandonment" argument taken to a whole new level!  Eww, but also tee hee!