The Science of Cats; Or, I Rub You, I Claim You

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The Science of Cats; Or, I Rub You, I Claim You

Sometimes I ponder the glory that is myself.

My glistening silver fur, my lion's head and paws, my fluffy belly just like your favorite down pillow.... Really, am I not the greatest?

Sure, I may not be able to see out of one eye, I may have "the HIV," and, sure, I may not cover my poop in the litterbox—but I'm doing it all for you...because I think of you during those special occasions when I'm dragging around that dangler, sporatically stopping 'round the Snaggletooth Ranch to rub my bum on the wood floor.

But, don't listen to me; listen to the "Science of Cats":

Your handsome guy,

 



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Grace Moon's picture

85% doing nothing!!! Fattums!

85% doing nothing!!! Fattums!

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