Leave That 'Ish RIGHT Where You Found It Pt. 2

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Leave That 'Ish RIGHT Where You Found It Pt. 2

Gosh, it's been awhile!  No worries!  All that means is that I've had AMPLE time to observe and judge us all. 
 
Remember a couple of weeks ago when we were discussing multiple points of proof that dykes love drama?
 
Of course you do!
 
Well this week, I'm back with three songs you should LEAVE at the club!  With supreme sincerity, I encourage you to carefully re-think the lyrics that weallow to help shape our lives.  Do it for me? ::bats lashes::
 
For the sake of continuity, let's start with where we left off last time, shall we?

 

There are several reasons (besides the fact that we should have left this in 2002 where it belongs) why this 50 Cent song shouldn't be your guiding light.

 
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come gimme a hug, if you're into gettin' rubbed

Reason 1. POTENTIAL DATE RAPE
 

When I pull up out front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club

Reason 2. POTENTIAL GANG VIOLENCE
 

 ... heard I f*ck with Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the h*es, they wanna f*ck

Reason 3. POTENTIAL GROUPIE HOES
 
Really, 3 is the MOST potentially dangerous!  Why?  Because (aside from 50 Cent's incredibly mysogynist lyrics) the groupies in our lives are what tend to get us caught up, folks. 
 
Think about it.  
 
Scenario: You've just created whatever awesome project you've just created.  It's currently winning you mountains of attention and praise.  Girl A sees you in the club.  If Girl A is trying to bed you (yes, it's perfectly fine for me to resort to 15th century Shakespearean euphemisms for sex while discussing 50 Cent) before the night is over, there's only one real option for how this plays out, loves. 
 
Girl A is attracted to your shine. 
 
She's heard amazing things about you.  She's determined to get to know this awesomely interesting public figure.  Girl A is most likely NOT ready to get to know the fact that you don't brush your teeth before saying goodnight (let's completely ignore the fact



Comments [4]

Marcie Bianco's picture

And, 'If it takes showing up

And, 'If it takes showing up out of the blue to remind someone that you're worthy of their love, perhaps the problem is that you haven't realized that they're not worthy of yours.  It's that simple."

1) PREACH

And, 2) Adele said that she's trying to win the guy/her ex back...I read it somewhere and remember thinking, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Mantra 2) NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

Marcie Bianco's picture

RiRi's video is WHACK...but I

RiRi's video is WHACK...but I love the song...like, it's been on repeat (along with Robyn's "Call Your Girlfriend") on mah iPodz

Carollani's picture

Call Your Girlfriend is my

Call Your Girlfriend is my shit, yo. Pretty much any Robyn song, really, but that video was fucking ridiculous! I love that Swedish fish.

Marcie Bianco's picture

I listen to "Call Your

I listen to "Call Your Girlfriend" pretty much a dozen times a day...(an entire 1.5 hr train ride today!) and have to restrain myself from breaking out the choreography whenever I listen to it. Swedish "fish" indeed! Smile