Blowing My Little Monster Mind

I was traipsing along this week in my end-of-the-academic-quarter-Captain-Trips stupor when Diana Cage sent me something that ABSOLUTELY BLEW MY MIND.

I was traipsing along this week in my end-of-the-academic-quarter-Captain-Trips stupor when Diana Cage sent me something that ABSOLUTELY BLEW MY MIND. No, it wasn’t a chapter about channeling Kundalini Snake Goddess tantragasms from her forthcoming book on womens’ sexuality. It was a link to these pictures of a model named “Jo Calderone” posted on SHOWstudio.com this week from a photo shoot for Vogue Hommes Japan:

Um. Yeah. THAT’S LADY GAGA dressed in BOY DRAG as a HOT BROODING BUTCH. ‘Scuse me. I have to go hyperventilate. It’s like my favorite goddess in the pantheon just randomly sprouted a unicorn horn and started using it to turn strawberry gelato into triple chocolate ganache torte. It’s like up is down and down is up and my understanding of the universe has gone suddenly topsy-turvy. TOO MUCH GOOD. I can’t deal…

Can you?