Reporting LIVE from pre-finals grad school craziesville… HI! Remember this column? Not having time to do Boob Tube these days is making me have a frowny.
Reporting LIVE from pre-finals grad school craziesville… HI! Remember this column? Not having time to do Boob Tube these days is making me have a frowny. So here’s what I think of the TV shows I’m caught up on, in five words or less:
Glee: Music? Check. Story? Story? Bueller?
V: Erica/Ripley, 2; Aliens, 0.
Grey’s Anatomy: Resuscitation successful. Dyke drama, FTW!
Private Practice: Terrible show. Great finales. WTF?
Lost: GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!
Boob Tube News
NBC has canceled Heroes. In other breaking news, NBC execs circulate memo touting exciting discovery: “The Earth is ROUND!”
What to Watch!
Monday! At long last, it’s ‘When Leonard Met Sheldon’ time on Big Bang Theory, (CBS, 9:30 p.m.).
Tuesday! Don’t forget to flood FOX’s offices with emails reminding them not to cancel Glee since Joss Whedon is helming this week’s EPIC EPISODE, starring Neil Patrick Harris as Will’s high school nemesis, (Fox, 9 p.m.). More wood is thrown on the fires of speculation surrounding Kalinda’s sexuality on The Good Wife, (CBS, 10 op.m.).
Wednesday! The final two are announced on Idol, (Fox, 9 p.m.). (And it had better be Lee and Crystal, or I’m gonna roll my eyes so hard I might induce another SoCal earthquake.)
Thursday! NAILBITER ALERT! CT and I were so traumatized by the teaser trailer for tonight’s Grey’s Anatomy finale that I think we’re going to have to take turns watching, (ABC, 9:00 p.m.). (Last year’s finale had me stress-eating Soy Dream mocha almond fudge ice cream and live-tweeting in despair. This year I’m stocking up on Tofutti Cuties and friends who don’t let friends tweet TV-nerd-drunk.)
Friday! Sarah McLachlan on Craig Ferguson.
Sunday! The satire strikes back! The season finale of Family Guy brings us part two of the Griffins’ “Star Wars” spoof, (Fox, 9:00 p.m.). Lost bends our brains over and makes them its bitch one last time on the series finale, (ABC, 9 p.m.) Jimmy Kimmel hosts “the ultimate post-Lost party,” (ABC, midnight).