Daily Dose: Perez Hilton’s Bid to Replace Simon Cowell on Idol

Did you guys watch Idol last night?

Did you guys watch Idol last night? I kind of wanted to smack everybody except Ellen upside the head after all the other judges panned Crystal’s AMAZEBALLS, Dylan-esque rendering of Alanis Morisette’s “One Hand in My Pocket.” Way to stand up for the plucky folk singer with crossover pop appeal, Ellen! That’s 25 gajillion lesbian brownie points for you.

In other Idol entertainment news and general hilarity, there’s this:

For reals. Where can I get that bumper sticker?